Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Persona Non Grata, Dept.

Rare Protests at Brigham Young Over a Planned Cheney Appearance - New York Times

Yeah. To paraphrase the cretinous Jeff Foxworthy, you know you're a devil-spawn a sitting GOP vice-president, you get protests against your appearance as commencement speaker at BYU, breeding-ground for some of the staunchest Republicans in the contiguous forty-eight.

The Dickster's being criticized by students and faculty, partly for his role in fomenting the most expensive civil war in human history but mainly for his "integrity, character and behavior". Which might be graded "none, shit and demonic".

As one 22-year-old Republican from the SLC noted, "The problem is this is a morally dubious man." He added, "It's challenging the morality and integrity of this institution."

Snap, motherfucker! When the Mormons start chewing your Republican ass, it's time to reconsider that lovely assisted-living facility on the banks of the river Styx.

But the Dickhead is a fighter. He won't kiss the canvas on this. No, despite having the blood of hundreds of thousands of Iraqis and Americans alike on his fangs, he will likely serve out his term. Unless he should call the Rutgers women's basketball team a pack of "burrheaded bitchez". Then, of course, all bets would be off.

the dickster

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