Him Am Smart!, Dept.

Bush Says Confidence in Gonzales Has Grown - New York Times

BIZARRO CODE:

1. US DO OPPOSITE OF ALL EARTHLY THINGS!

2. US HATE BEAUTY! US LOVE UGLINESS!

3. IS BIG CRIME TO MAKE ANYTHING PERFECT ON BIZARRO WORLD!

(as expressed in Adventure Comics 286, July 1961)

Ha ha! Leave it to the poor retarded man to say exactly the opposite of what anyone might've expected him to say about Li'l Albertito "the Coño from San Antonio" Gonzales.
'Cause he's not bound by your puny human four-dimensional logic.
His thinking wraps around itself ten times while you're still chewing your Wheaties, pardner!
He vanishes up his own asshole in the Oval Office and reappears in a Tastee-Freez in Gackle, North Dakota!
He is his own random number generator!
And until you can get straight with that reality, motherfucker, until you recalibrate your simian noodle to grok the hypermetakoans that this thirteen-dimensional Zen Master is throwing down, you just ain't gonna get the Toe-Tingling Wonder that is BushThought™.

Your loss, chumpy.