Do As I Say, Not As I Say, Dept.

Off the Air: The Light Goes Out for Don Imus - New York Times

In a related story, CBS head Leslie Moonves had his guard dog put down. The dog had been trained to attack any uninvited visitor entering Moonves' yard. However, when an uninvited visitor recently entered Moonves' yard, the dog inexplicably attacked him.

At an afternoon press conference, Moonves, speaking from inside a whited sepulcher, noted that he had yet to understand how the animal could have misunderstood his commands.