Do As I Say, Not As I Do, Dept.
Bank Staff Asks Wolfowitz to Resign - New York Times
This just in: World Bank President, neo-con Lex Luthor, and Baghdad Butcher emeritus Paul Wolfowitz thinks with his dick!
When asked about this, Mr. Wolfowitz' penis responded, "There's no truth to the rumors. We're just good friends." His penis went on to note that the highly-irregular clandestine raise Wolfie arranged for his galpal, Shaha Riza, to receive after her transfer to the State Department was in no way ironic given Wolfowitz' crusade at the World Bank for transparency and against corruption among debtor nations.
To underline just how guilty Wolfowitz is of ethical breaches and attempted concealment of same, White House spokesman Tony "the Calamari" Fratto stated that Wolfowitz "has our full confidence".
When asked to comment about the raise that increased Shaha Riza's annual salary above even her own as Secretary of State, Condoleeza Rice responded, "I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies."