Saturday, August 04, 2007

Those Darn Christbots!, Dept.

Arkansas Couple Welcomes 17th Child

Yeah, so devout Xtians and rabbitoid breeders Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar added another hosanna-howling monkey to their menagerie this week when the broodmare squeezed out number seventeen.

Jim Bob--who clearly does not know when to holster his gun--noted that they "are just so grateful to God for another gift from him." Yea, verily, the Lord hath blessed Jim Bob with a bounty of shit-arsed followers.

Your sobsister has written on this matter before, so I won't delve too deeply into the grotesque psychodrama surrounding this fundie remake of Cheaper by the Dozen. Except to note that this new "gift" has been given a name that begins with a "J". That's seventeen kids, all of whose names begin with "J". Do you think it stands for "Jeeezus" or for "Jim Bob"? Yeah. Thought so. I'm sure "M"ichelle feels in no way isolated by this little maneuver.

So, let's see...

Michelle's now been preg for a total of eleven out of her forty years, with all the hormonal mindfucking that entails. And she's married to a megalomaniacal goober with delusions of patriarchal grandeur who's marginalized her using religion as both his carrot and his stick.


Tell me: how long d'you figure before she starts keeping an ice pick by her side of the bed à la Catherine Tramell?

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