Dangling over the Piazzale Loreto, Dept.

Karl Rove to resign at end of August - Yahoo! News

So, li'l Karl Rove, DJ Karly Karl, the Karlminator, Karlo the Magnificent, Karl McKarlypants, is stepping down at the end of August to convene his demonic coven where fresh young flesh is more plentiful "for the sake of (his) family."

That is so frackin' touching, I may dissolve into a pool of bile and tears.

So, let's mark our calendars, kids, and be sure to convene en masse on Pennsylvania Avenue at month's end to give our li'l Turd Blossom an old-fashioned Mussolini Retirement Party, 'mkay?

'Cause he's earned it, you know, in so very many special ways.