Another Anti-Gay Cocksucker Goes Down, Dept.

Craig Arrested, Pleads Guilty Following Incident in Airport Restroom but Says He Did Nothing Wrong

Okay, this has now reached epidemic proportions. Three-term conservative Idaho Senator Larry "Sweetcheeks" Craig has been pinched in an airport bathroom sting for "lewd conduct." Craig, it should by now go without saying, is an opponent of gay marriage and of the extension of federal hate crime protection to gay and lesbian victims.

Whoopsie.

Craig, around whom rumors of cocaine use and Congressional page-turning have swirled since 1982, pled guilty to the misdemeanor then subsequently recanted. Possibly when he remembered that he's a pillar of a political party that would advocate branding for homosexuals if it could just swing a few fence-sitting votes.

Let me repeat this for those who haven't been listening. If a legislator is virulently anti-gay rights, anti-gay marriage, anti-gay existence, apply the Hamlet Test: doth the lady protest too much? Larry sho'nuff did. And thereby the toilet play was the thing to catch the conscience of a closeted, self-hating, opportunist sex predator weasel.