Jerry's Kids, Dept.
Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish - October 8, 2007
A friend and colleague of the late and unlamented Jerry Falwell went to meet Jesus in some interesting attire. With some interesting appliances jammed up his butt. Just follow the link for the full poop...shoot, I think there's a secret message in this sentence.
Note: any time a headline reads "Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish" you know that Schadenfreude readings for the area are going to be quite high, so dress accordingly.