There's Lurid and Then There's LURID, Dept.

Breitbart.tv � Sex in Car: Hooker Mom Snorts Cocaine Off Baby’s Stomach While Breastfeeding

I mean, yeah, that's gotta be the attention-grabbing headline of the week: Hooker Mom Snorts Cocaine Off Baby's Stomach While Breastfeeding. The imagery alone. Not to mention her multi-tasking skills. There aren't too many hotbutton issues that headline misses. Sex. Drugs. Babies. Lactation. And the unanswered questions. For instance: did she blow a big raspberry on baby's stomach afterwards while making sure to rub any stray coke on her gums?

The story itself is even more trash-o-tragic. Mom sucking off johns while her two kids are in back. Mom smoking crack "ten or twelve times" during the course of her busy evening while her two kids are in the back.

A police spokesman was quoted as saying, "This is right at the top of the all time despicable crime list in Schenectady." Which may or may not be a meaningful statement, as I'm unaware of the number of despicable crimes committed annually in the Albany-Schenectady-Troy Upstate Triangle of Doom.

But there you have it, ladies: doing a few rails off Junior's tum-tum while giving him teat is a Bad Thing.

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