Saturday, July 31, 2010

This Just In!, Dept.

Wait, Jennifer Lopez is going to replace Ellen DeGeneres on American Idol? Wow, the "singer/dancer/actor" who is best known for the size of her ass is going to judge musical ability. Isn't that like making Sarah Palin a Booker Prize judge?

*ha ha* All kidding aside, someone hit that fucking show on the head. The only reality television I've ever watched, and the reason I don't watch reality television.

Idol:talent::McDonald's:haute cuisine. Discuss while listening to Carrie Underwood warble, "Patsy Cline Would Kick My Ass (If She Were Still Alive)."

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