The Madwoman in the Attic, Dept.

Hey, they let ol' Lynne Cheney out of her cell to attend September 11 memorial ceremonies! She reportedly snarled and blinked her eyes repeatedly when allowed into sunlight for the first time in at least three years. She gradually became accustomed to the bright light, however, as well as to the presence of human beings other than her gaolers. The Second Lady hugged a worn and filthy rag doll to her bosom throughout the ceremonies, reportedly her captivity confidante.

Well, buck up, Lynne! Only 496 more days until you can open your mouth in public again! Can't wait to hear the inside poop on the Cheney White House!