Tuesday, August 07, 2012
The Straight Dope, Dept.
As crap as BHO's been on decriminalization/legalization, I'm guessing that policy under a Mittens "caffeine is Satan's sex lube" Romney administration would be much less...umm...rational on the topic.
I mean, it's bad enough that Barry's rolled and torched his share of bombers but hasn't translated those Precious Moments™ into real drug policy reform. And I realize that privatized correctional services are the dotcoms of the 'teens, the jail doors slamming with a satisfying ka-chinnng. But, hey, how about we make the people at ONDCP go out and find real jobs? 'Cause here's what they have to say about Mary Jane--how many factual errors, mistruths and unsupported generalizations can you find, kids? Okay, now try the second paragraph.
I think we can do better. Because that thing is like the Joe Isuzu of policy papers. Now multiply that by The Angel Moroni Told Me So.
See what I mean?
(inspired by the ever-fab Miz Red)